Sep
10
Bring Back the Beer Snake!
By Tony “Tee” Martin
Yesterday on Twitter, Bomber uber-fan Ron Cantiveros pointed out that the Blue & Gold haven’t won since the Beer Snake was banned. Coincidence? I doubt it.
The Beer Snake is a mysterious and powerful creature. His powers must be respected.
Unless the Blue & Gold are ready to sacrifice Kenny Ploen to the football gods, they need to let the Beer Snake out from the bowels of section S. Otherwise, the team has no shot at winning the Banjo Bowl this weekend.
Beer Snake for Mayor! Go Blue!
